Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. (Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming)

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. (Yogi Berra)

Maybe this world is another planet’s Hell. (Aldous Huxley)

Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer. (Saint Thomas Moore)