Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. (Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming)

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. (Yogi Berra)

Maybe this world is another planet’s Hell. (Aldous Huxley)