The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. (Yogi Berra)

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. (John D. Rockefeller)

If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance. (George Bernard Shaw)

I have nothing to declare except my genius. (Oscar Wildeupon arriving at U.S. customs 1882)