If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance. (George Bernard Shaw)

I have nothing to declare except my genius. (Oscar Wildeupon arriving at U.S. customs 1882)

His ignorance is encyclopedic (Abba Eban)

We are all atheists about most of the gods humanity has ever believed in.Some of us just go one god further. (Richard Dawkins)