Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. (Albert Einstein)

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. (H. H. Munro (Saki))

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

Maybe this world is another planet’s Hell. (Aldous Huxley)

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. (John D. Rockefeller)