The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

Maybe this world is another planet’s Hell. (Aldous Huxley)

If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance. (George Bernard Shaw)

I have nothing to declare except my genius. (Oscar Wildeupon arriving at U.S. customs 1882)